Yes, that's goddamn right, this one goes straight out to all you narrow-minded Rock 'n' Roll bastards out there that think that every R'n'R album cover has to have flames and a hotrod on it. Tell ya what--go stick your dicks in a hotrod tail pipe and set the fucker on fire. When you wake up in hell, Betty Page will piss in your mouth from her stinky, wrinkled twat. Yeah, you heard it. If you know anything about music, you'll know that there's more to it than just conventional Rock 'n' Roll.

That's why Middle Class Pig has decided to release another record from Essighaus. Below is a short desciption of the new release. The record is brilliant and a lot more representative of the band than the Split-10" with The Masons. In fact, the Masons and Essighaus are now beerdrinkin' buddies and they even played a gig together in Tübingen--it was Rock 'n' Roll history in the making.

So read this, finger-fuck your anus and take a big wiff:

Essighaus (MCP 018/Double 7")
Essighaus, the swabian lords of Neu Kraut/Noise are back! The last release (split 10" with the Masons) was not a true representation of the band: they were put in a large room with "backline" and recording equipment, and they had little time to make any real "music". This new release, a double 7" on thick, thick vinyl, is a compilation of tapes from their sick and infamous practice space. Essighaus is improvisation, rhythmic noise, feedback, amplifier hum and emotions from the twisted psyche of a lobotomized mule. The record is a must, if you like Neu, Faust, Einstürzende Neubauten, old Kraftwerk, old SPK, Amon Düül. . .
There are very few bands of this caliber left in the world, particularly in Germany. Essighaus is a band that refuses to abide by clichés. If you've heard ANYTHING like them, you have to be a Kraut Rock/Noise fan.